Too right, Joss. F**k that was my reaction too. Just wondered whether it was simpler than it sounds. Reckon it ain’t! Loads of contradictory “advice” to be had, including a couple of “just pull out the fuse” suggestions, complete with diagrams showing (different) fuses to pull; some show three fuses to come out! So, I’m ignoring that as well. (Fuseboard completely inaccessible for normal human being anyway!)
Will speak to dealer when time is right. Will try to make the brain-implant excuse; just hope they don’t check because radiation from my wife’s mobile Twatfone dissolved the implant ages ago!