[fwippers]

The darker days have arrived again,

We cannot now travel by Train,

The world cup has been and gone,

Playing it in winter was very wrong,

The choice of cars still remains too low,

Motability are being very slow,

The car which could save the scheme for all,

Is suitable if short or tall,

Bring it back and all will be won,

Lets start a petition For the SsangYong Rexton,

A car for all, each and everyone,

A practical car that is so much fun,

Those who have gone electric and will not go back at all,

There is always an exception to the rule.

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[joss]

Very well done @fwippers  It made me smile ?Thank you.

Joss
Current car: Peugeot 308 GT Premium 1.2 Pure tech Petrol.
Coming soon...BMW X2 sDrive 20i M Sport 5dr Step Auto In November 2025

[kezo]

fwippers – You turned my frown upside down, making me wanna smile all day long 🙂

[fwippers]

The real smiles will come when The Rexton returns!

[joss]

Soon @fwippers Soon

Joss
Current car: Peugeot 308 GT Premium 1.2 Pure tech Petrol.
Coming soon...BMW X2 sDrive 20i M Sport 5dr Step Auto In November 2025

[Mike 700]

F

 

How dare you mention calories- it’s Christmas!

 

Well well, this poem is about pork
Quick woman hand me my fork
Just look at that apple sauce & wow that crackling
Piled up on my plate for me to be tackling

Oh what a lovely way for me to grow plumper
Outgrowing i’ll bet, my new reindeer & penguin jumper
What’s that you say wifelet there some Christmas pud left
You know if it’s wasted I’ll be bereft

Any brandy cream to go with that plum duff
Oi? don’t call me those names, makes you sound ever so rough
I know that the festivities and now this beautiful pork
Have made me look more like an efilump , not a racing stork

But calling me porker now that’s not very nice
And making fun of my fat belly not just once but now twice
you’ll be giving me a complex , and putting me offee
Finishing my meal off with a hot mince pie brandy butter & and an Irish coffee

Yes folks it does tend to sit ’round our middle
But d’ya know what I really don’t give much of a fiddle
Disability has already taken over my life
And to fight yet another battle, (with weight ) is just too much strife

So let’s enjoy ourselves for what we are
A little rounder perhaps but WTF you’ll still be a star
Keep writing on here & keep eating and keep living
Keep fighting for better, but remember Christmas is about giving

Happy New Year

 

[kezo]

Brilliant @Mike 700 & a Happy new year to to you 🙂

[Mike 700]

joss wrote:

Very well done @fwippers It made me smile Thank you.

ditto?

[fwippers]

Yours too Mike, Lets hope 2023 brings some positive things for us all.

[Mike 700]

kezo wrote:

Brilliant @Mike 700 & a Happy new year to to you

 

cheers

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