. I also share your passionate dislike of all the ruddy bings and bongs of the Hyundai (it has single handedly put me off the car too), so if the BMW is as bad it’s a non- starter and I’ll go back to looking at used! I’ll let you know how I get on!
Most of the BMW non critical bings and bongs can ‘unofficially’ be muted.
You will probably need to befriend a learned BMW Master Tech who can use the BMW ISTA system ‘off the books’ to unofficially mute them, However I have been told most Tech’s have been instructed not to do it, even to the point of denying any knowledge that it can be done. Hence the befriending!
It may cost a bottle of scotch (or whatever) to ‘ease the path’ but let’s just say my current X6 is devoid of most such bongs, bar a couple of critical ones, as will be the new one (whenever it arrives).
Dave