“Don’t treat me like a child”!

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    Brydo
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      Last weekend we were getting ready to go away for a long weekend. The night before I said to Mrs Brydo “Remember don’t drink too much as we will be on the motorway and will struggle to find a toilet”, “ok” she says.

      Next morning she’s sitting with a pot of tea and a pint of water to take her meds. “Mrs Brydo” I say what about not drinking too much before we leave? “Don’t treat me like a child” was her response “I’ll be fine”.

      So twenty miles into the journey, you guessed it “I need the toilet” so off the motorway and eventually found a toilet.

      Back on the motorway and twenty miles of the journey to go……….”I need the toilet”. Came off the motorway and ended up in the middle of nowhere only B roads and farms. Eventually found a corner shop in a village and the worker kindly let her use the toilet.

      A journey that normally takes 1.5 hours took 2:15 hours nightmare.

      The only person who got all his work done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe.
      Anything i post over three lines long please assume it is an article lol.

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    • #259003
      Jojoe
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        Welcome to my world with Mrs Joe. Supermarkets are our default visit on a long journey.

        #259005
        MFillingham
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          And they complain about the extra delays of Ev ownership.  Try taking the family…

           

          In fairness, it’s usually me who needs to stop despite barely drinking anything.

          I'm Autistic, if I say something you find offensive, please let me know, I can guarantee it was unintentional.
          I'll try to give my honest opinion but am always open to learning.

          Mark

          #259010
          kezo
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            I can’t get 20 minutes down the road let alone 20 miles before a voice in the rear shouts I need the loo!

             

            #259967
            Rich44
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              When the kids were just outta nappies it was always the wife that had the I need the toilet problem on journeys the kids fresh outta na}pipes never peed in the car lol

              #260318
              Avatar photostruth
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                carry a pee bottle or 2.. ive always got one just in case. its small[yet expands] and fits both sexes.

                Current Car: Hyundai Kona Premium EV...2 way 40kg hoist
                Last Car: Toyota C-HR Excel Hybrid...4 way 80kg hoist

                #260374
                Brydo
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                  @Struth id pay good money to see the wife use one of them 😂😂😂😂😂

                  The only person who got all his work done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe.
                  Anything i post over three lines long please assume it is an article lol.

                  #260378
                  Phaedra
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                    “its small[yet expands] and fits both sexes”

                    I’ve got one of those, and a pee bottle as well 👍

                    Please excuse spelling/typos. Apart from being a clot it turns out I had one on my cerebellum that's now causing various problems!

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