[Brydo]

Last weekend we were getting ready to go away for a long weekend. The night before I said to Mrs Brydo “Remember don’t drink too much as we will be on the motorway and will struggle to find a toilet”, “ok” she says.

Next morning she’s sitting with a pot of tea and a pint of water to take her meds. “Mrs Brydo” I say what about not drinking too much before we leave? “Don’t treat me like a child” was her response “I’ll be fine”.

So twenty miles into the journey, you guessed it “I need the toilet” so off the motorway and eventually found a toilet.

Back on the motorway and twenty miles of the journey to go……….”I need the toilet”. Came off the motorway and ended up in the middle of nowhere only B roads and farms. Eventually found a corner shop in a village and the worker kindly let her use the toilet.

A journey that normally takes 1.5 hours took 2:15 hours nightmare.

The only person who got all his work done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe.
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[Jojoe]

Welcome to my world with Mrs Joe. Supermarkets are our default visit on a long journey.

[MFillingham]

And they complain about the extra delays of Ev ownership.  Try taking the family…

 

In fairness, it’s usually me who needs to stop despite barely drinking anything.

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[kezo]

I can’t get 20 minutes down the road let alone 20 miles before a voice in the rear shouts I need the loo!

 

[Rich44]

When the kids were just outta nappies it was always the wife that had the I need the toilet problem on journeys the kids fresh outta na}pipes never peed in the car lol

[struth]

carry a pee bottle or 2.. ive always got one just in case. its small[yet expands] and fits both sexes.

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[Brydo]

@Struth id pay good money to see the wife use one of them ?????

The only person who got all his work done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe.
Anything i post over three lines long please assume it is an article lol.

[Phaedra]

“its small[yet expands] and fits both sexes”

I’ve got one of those, and a pee bottle as well ?

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