Burns night next Saturday 25th January

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    Avatar photoMenorca Mike
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      I have been invited to a Burns night supper we are having Haggis neeps and tatties I’ve never had Haggis before people have told me it’s lovely like a faggot with mince beef ? What are the neeps and tatties ?

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    • #296361
      joss
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        @Menorca Mike Neeps are turnips or sweads, usually mashed and goes well with the haggis. Tatties are potatoes that are also mashed. Each compliaments the other.

        Haggis is usually made of Oats and barley with the Lungs and heart of the lamb, boiled and then shredded and mix with the oats and barley. Black pepper. Of course there are many variations of the ingredients.

        Personally, I love haggis, being a scot an all.

        Haggis Ingredients

        1 sheep’s stomach bag
        1 sheep’s pluck – liver, lungs and heart
        3 onions
        250g beef Suet
        150g oatmeal Barley.salt and black pepper
        a pinch of cayenne
        150mls of stock/gravy

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        #296362
        kezo
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          Original or proper offal Haggis is not to my liking, as a Scottish friend found out after we had  four day stay with them many years ago. Visits since have been mock haggis made with spiced minced meat in a sheeps stomach, which is carefully rejected to one side at the disgust of his wife. On a positive note the Highlands scenery is superb.

          #296363
          Avatar photoMenorca Mike
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            I would think it comes with gravy ? 19 going so far I’m looking forward to it

            #296366
            Phaedra
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              As has been said many times,

              A Haggis looks like a football only you don’t kick it, you eat it.

              It’s only after you’ve eaten it that you wished you’d kicked it 🙂

              Had my first proper Haggis (and single malt!) when I was 12, best friends mother was Scottish and I got taken up to Bathgate for a proper Hogmanay. Not something I’ll ever forget 🙂

              Other good memories are being taken to Berwick on Tweed for weekends/weeks holidays with them.  I can vividly remeber the first time we went to the local chippy (Miranda’s) and I asked for pie and chips, did I want the pie hot?  yes please, then the look of shock as he dropped it into the deep fat fryer!!

              Please excuse spelling/typos. Apart from being a clot it turns out I had one on my cerebellum that's now causing various problems!

              #296371
              Jojoe
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                I just put a haggis in my Sainsbury’s online shop. Main ingredients:

                Lamb lungs 32%
                Beef fat 24%
                Oats 20%

                #296375
                kezo
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                  Other good memories are being taken to Berwick on Tweed for weekends/weeks holidays with them.  I can vividly remeber the first time we went to the local chippy (Miranda’s) and I asked for pie and chips, did I want the pie hot?  yes please, then the look of shock as he dropped it into the deep fat fryer!!

                  I wonder if they invented the deep fryed Mars bar 🤣

                  #296376
                  Avatar photoUncJ
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                    Love haggis, one of my favourite meals and having it for tea tonight! 😍

                    MacSweens haggis is one of the best I’ve ever tried, Sainsbury’s sell it this time of year and it’s beautiful. However, after a bit of research I discovered that MacSweens make the Haggis for Lidl under the “MacAndDonalds” brand name and it’s a mere £1.49 for a 400g haggis and what I’m trying tonight.

                    Hoping it’s the same recipe. If it is I’m clearing the shelves at my local Lidl tomorrow and filling the freezer. 🤣🤣

                    #296377
                    Avatar photoUncJ
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                      Original or proper offal Haggis is not to my liking, as a Scottish friend found out after we had four day stay with them many years ago. Visits since have been mock haggis made with spiced minced meat in a sheeps stomach, which is carefully rejected to one side at the disgust of his wife. On a positive note the Highlands scenery is superb.

                      Not all are like that Kezo but I understand what you are saying. I’ve tried some and they taste disgusting to my tastes, far too gamey with probably (I guess) far too much offal in them. The MacSweens brand I mentioned in the post above is a much milder tasting wee beastie than many. Maybe give it another try? 😁👍

                      #296380
                      Brydo
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                        Love Haggis me yum

                        Address to a Haggis

                        Fair fa’ your honest, sonsie face,
                        Great Chieftain o’ the Puddin-race!
                        Aboon them a’ ye tak your place,
                        Painch, tripe, or thairm:
                        Weel are ye wordy of a grace
                        As lang ‘s my arm.

                        The groaning trencher there ye fill,
                        Your hurdies like a distant hill,
                        Your pin wad help to mend a mill
                        In time o’ need,
                        While thro’ your pores the dews distil
                        Like amber bead.

                        His knife see Rustic-labour dight,
                        An’ cut ye up wi’ ready slight,
                        Trenching your gushing entrails bright,
                        Like onie ditch;
                        And then, O what a glorious sight,
                        Warm-reekin, rich!

                        Then, horn for horn, they stretch an’ strive:
                        Deil tak the hindmost, on they drive,
                        Till a’ their weel-swall’d kytes belyve
                        Are bent like drums;
                        Then auld Guidman, maist like to rive,
                        Bethankit hums.

                        Is there that owre his French ragout,
                        Or olio that wad staw a sow,
                        Or fricassee wad mak her spew
                        Wi’ perfect sconner,
                        Looks down wi’ sneering, scornfu’ view
                        On sic a dinner?

                        Poor devil! see him owre his trash,
                        As feckless as a wither’d rash,
                        His spindle shank a guid whip-lash,
                        His nieve a nit;
                        Thro’ bluidy flood or field to dash,
                        O how unfit!

                        But mark the Rustic, haggis-fed,
                        The trembling earth resounds his tread,
                        Clap in his walie nieve a blade,
                        He’ll make it whissle;
                        An’ legs, an’ arms, an’ heads will sned,
                        Like taps o’ thrissle.

                        Ye Pow’rs wha mak mankind your care,
                        And dish them out their bill o’ fare,
                        Auld Scotland wants nae skinking ware
                        That jaups in luggies;
                        But, if ye wish her gratefu’ prayer,
                        Gie her a Haggis!

                        The only person who got all his work done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe.
                        Anything i post over three lines long please assume it is an article lol.

                        #296574
                        Brydo
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                          Mike I hope you like enjoy your Burns Night and if course your Haggis.

                          The only person who got all his work done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe.
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                          #296576
                          Avatar photoMenorca Mike
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                            I can’t wait Brydo will tell you all about it first thing in morning everyone I know loves Haggis

                            #296584
                            Brydo
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                              Look forward to it Mike

                              The only person who got all his work done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe.
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                              #296610
                              Avatar photoUncJ
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                                I can’t wait Brydo will tell you all about it first thing in morning everyone I know loves Haggis

                                If you enjoy that Mike, which I’m sure you will, the next step should be a deep fried one from a Glasgow chippy followed by a deep fried Mars bar for dessert. Beautiful!! 😍😍🤣

                                #296625
                                Avatar photoMenorca Mike
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                                  What a lovely evening the haggis was superb to me it tasted like black pudding we had a Scottish gentleman in a kilt and tartan who read your long text Brydo above just before the haggis came out . The mash potato and turnip were delicious too

                                  #296630
                                  kezo
                                  Participant

                                    Its nice t get out Mike – Glad you enjoyed it 🙂

                                    What was for desert cranachan or shortbread?

                                    #296640
                                    Avatar photoMenorca Mike
                                    Participant

                                      Eton mess Kezo and then thortons chocolates was lovely evening I haven’t saw that budget Oled or mini led in person yet but you know me I’m looking at reviews and price drops

                                      #296651
                                      Brydo
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                                        Mike here is a “sort of” English translation of the address.

                                        Really glad you had a good time 👍

                                        Address to a Haggis Translation

                                        Good luck to you and your honest, plump face,
                                        Great chieftain of the sausage race!
                                        Above them all you take your place,
                                        Stomach, tripe, or intestines:
                                        Well are you worthy of a grace
                                        As long as my arm.

                                        The groaning trencher there you fill,
                                        Your buttocks like a distant hill,
                                        Your pin would help to mend a mill
                                        In time of need,
                                        While through your pores the dews distill
                                        Like amber bead.

                                        His knife see rustic Labour wipe,
                                        And cut you up with ready slight,
                                        Trenching your gushing entrails bright,
                                        Like any ditch;
                                        And then, O what a glorious sight,
                                        Warm steaming, rich!

                                        Then spoon for spoon, the stretch and strive:
                                        Devil take the hindmost, on they drive,
                                        Till all their well swollen bellies by-and-by
                                        Are bent like drums;
                                        Then old head of the table, most like to burst,
                                        ‘The grace!’ hums.

                                        Is there that over his French ragout,
                                        Or olio that would sicken a sow,
                                        Or fricassee would make her vomit
                                        With perfect disgust,
                                        Looks down with sneering, scornful view
                                        On such a dinner?

                                        Poor devil! see him over his trash,
                                        As feeble as a withered rush,
                                        His thin legs a good whip-lash,
                                        His fist a nut;
                                        Through bloody flood or field to dash,
                                        O how unfit.

                                        But mark the Rustic, haggis-fed,
                                        The trembling earth resounds his tread,
                                        Clap in his ample fist a blade,
                                        He’ll make it whistle;
                                        And legs, and arms, and heads will cut off
                                        Like the heads of thistles.

                                        You powers, who make mankind your care,
                                        And dish them out their bill of fare,
                                        Old Scotland wants no watery stuff,
                                        That splashes in small wooden dishes;
                                        But if you wish her grateful prayer,
                                        Give her [Scotland] a Haggis!

                                        The only person who got all his work done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe.
                                        Anything i post over three lines long please assume it is an article lol.

                                        #296654
                                        Brydo
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                                          All things Scottish this reminds me of when I was younger lol

                                          The only person who got all his work done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe.
                                          Anything i post over three lines long please assume it is an article lol.

                                          #296655
                                          Avatar photoMenorca Mike
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                                            I loved the haggis Brydo lovely meal for a cold day

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